Cats come in both liquid and solid form.
try explaining to an alien species that these are the same animal. go on, try.
So I finally broke down and signed up for Twitter
let’s see how this goes
For the morning crowd
when i’m a rich+famous director i’m making a romeo and juliet movie where all the kids are gay girls. romeo? gay girl. juliet? gay girl. tybalt? angry protective gay girl. benvolio? small and soft gay girl. mercutio? the gayest girl to ever grace contemporary cinema
Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in Person B’s ear.
You’re really something…
What did the Japanese girl call her transformer brother?
the story of a man and his unlikely friend
He’s probably from Florida
Florida Man Befriends Trespassing But Friendly Orange
Tried to decide what to watch on TV this afternoon when…
German daytime TV is a bit different
when you kinda move on from a certain ship and forget about it but suddenly you see a post or something about that ship and all the feels come back
ROTG college au where Tooth is studying dentistry and is that one super fashionable classmate with the ridiculously high marks.
do you ever get so frustrated with a video game that you are no longer rational and you start literally jumping into pits because maybe thats the fucking solution to this bullshit of a dungeon puzzle
A South Korean ferry named the Sewol has capsized off the southern coast of SK. There were more than 460 people on board. Most of them were high school students. Students are still trapped inside, and are texting their parents through their smartphones begging for help.
I don’t even think girls would want boyfriends if dragons existed, so if the government wants less teen pregnancies they know what they got to do
IM A TEENAGER I WANNA BE DANGEROUS I WANNA DO SOMETHING CRAZY I WANNA GO STEAL A TRAFFIC LIGHT
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO THOUGHT TRAFFIC LIGHTS WERE A LOT SMALLER
YOU THINK THAT’S BIG?? CHECK OUT THIS STOP SIGN I JUST GRABBED
STOP STEALING ROAD NAVIGATIONAL ESSENTIALS.